Batshit Crazy Statements of Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert

Rep. Louie Gohmert is joining the cancel culture movement and asking lawmakers to support a privileged resolution that would ban the Democratic Party due to its support of slavery and the Confederate States of America. 

A privileged resolution requires the House to either immediately table the motion, which then becomes a vote for or against it, or bring it to the floor for a vote within two days of its introduction.

If the resolution survives a vote to table, each side has an hour to debate it before it comes up for a vote on the floor. The privileged resolution allows Gohmert, or any other lawmaker, to “supersede or interrupt other matters that might be called up or pending before the House.”

So in no particular order, here’s some of the batshit craziest things that have ever plopped out of Gohmert’s stupid mouth-cave.

Some readers may not understand what BATSHIT CRAZY means. 

A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term “bats in the belfry.” Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had “bats in the belfry” it meant that there was “nothing going on upstairs” (as in that person’s brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batshit. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATSHIT CRAZY.


The far-right East Texas Republican known for bizarre and homophobic comments  discussed who should go on the spaceship and he wanted legislation to forbid homosexuals from going into outer space.

 “If you could decide what 40 people you put on the spacecraft that would save humanity, how many of those would be same-sex couples?” Gohmert said in the C-SPAN clip first flagged by the anti-conservative blog Right Wing Watch.

“You’re wanting to save humankind for posterity, basically a modern-day Noah. You have that ability to be a modern-day Noah, you can preserve life. How many same-sex couples would you take from the animal kingdom and from humans to put on the spacecraft to perpetuate humanity and the wildlife kingdom?”

Gays Will Die If You Put Them on a Desert Island

“If you want a long-term study on what’s the best building block for the family, you can take couples, man and wife couples, put them on an island where they have everything they need to sustain a society. Take all male couples, put them on an island, everything they need to survive. Take all women couples, put them on an island, and all they need to survive. Come back in 100 years and see which building block has been most effective in perpetuating their society and I think it’ll tell you all you need to know.”


The Supreme Court Thinks It’s Jesus Because It Legalized Same-Sex Marriage

The Supreme Court said…‘We are your God. Forget what God, Moses, Jesus ever said, we are your God now, the five of us in the majority, you do as we tell you.’ We have two of them [Ginsburg and Kagan] who had done same-sex marriages before they participated, they were disqualified, but they illegally participated, it’s an illegal decision, and it’s time to start impeaching judges and remove them from the Supreme Court.”


Appointing an Openly Gay Army Secretary is like Approving of Child Rape

“What do you think [Afghan fighters] will think when they hear that not only did we tolerate what was being done to their boys by people under our authority but we turn around and approve a Secretary of the Army that they as moderate Muslims believe is just an atrocious thing? They’re going to think that that is quite consistent with us approving of what was going on between the older men in authority and these boys.”


Christians Are Being Persecuted Even Though They’re 71% of the U.S. Population

“Now Christians are the only people that it is politically correct to persecute. And we’ve got to see that turned around or we’re not going to continue to see the blessings that America has experienced in the past… It is extremely unfortunate that Christians all over the country now are being persecuted for believing what Moses said.”


I’m Against Gun Control Because Gay Marriage Leads to Sex with Animals

”I had this discussion with some wonderful, caring Democrats earlier this week on the issue of, well, they said ‘Surely you could agree to limit the number of rounds in a magazine, couldn’t you? How would that be problematic?’…

And I pointed out, well, once you make it ten, then why would you draw the line at ten? What’s wrong with nine? Or eleven? And the problem is once you draw that limit ; it’s kind of like marriage when you say it’s not a man and a woman any more, then why not have three men and one woman, or four women and one man, or why not somebody has a love for an animal?

There is no clear place to draw the line once you eliminate the traditional marriage and it’s the same once you start putting limits on what guns can be used, then it’s just really easy to have laws that make them all illegal.”

If You Let Gays in the Military They’ll Massage Each Other And We’ll Be Too Relaxed to Win Wars

“I’ve had people say, ‘Hey, you know, there’s nothing wrong with gays in the military. Look at the Greeks.’ Well, you know, they did have people come along who they loved that was the same sex and would give them massages before they went into battle. But you know what, it’s a different kind of fighting, it’s a different kind of war and if you’re sitting around getting massages all day ready to go into a big, planned battle, then you’re not going to last very long.”


Foreign Mothers Have Babies in the U.S. Just To Turn Them Into Terrorists

”I talked to a retired FBI agent who said that one of the things they were looking at were terrorist cells overseas who had figured out how to game our system. And it appeared they would have young women, who became pregnant, would get them into the United States to have a baby. They wouldn’t even have to pay anything for the baby. And then they would turn back where they could be raised and coddled as future terrorists. And then one day, twenty…thirty years down the road, they can be sent in to help destroy our way of life.”


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