Ukrainian-Russia Crisis in Terms Simple Peeps can Comprehend

by Maus

The Ukraine & Russia crisis In simple terms for those that have no idea what is going on.
-Ukraine used to be in an abusive relationship with Russia, feeding him, letting him use her car & giving him whatever he asked for until she built up the confidence to call it quits back in 1991
-Since then Ukraine has been working on herself, becoming a strong independent woman with help from friends like France, America, Poland etc. offering her support, loaning her money, & helping her find her way.
-Ukraine has been enjoying being single for 30 years & looking forward to continuing to grow & create new friendships.
-Now Russia being the toxic Ex that it is wants her back, and doesn’t want her meeting new people or creating any new relationships.
-A couple of weeks ago Russia started sitting in the front of Ukraine’s house & when her friends would ask him what was he doing there, he’d say “Oh nothing, just getting a little bit of exercise in, that’s all.”


-After her friends told her that Russia was potentially getting ready to do something bad to her, he told her “They’re lying, they just want you to be scared of me & that’s not what it is”

-Yesterday Russia broke into Ukraine’s house, beating her up & taking advantage of her while on Livestream & double dog daring any of her friends to do something about it because if they want the smoke, Russia got that thang on him and ain’t scared to use it.
– And now all her friends are like “look, we tried to tell you and now we can’t help you, but we know he’s dangerous so we are looking out for our besties that stay in your hood” and Russia is plugging in his PS4 and sitting on her couch waiting for his weed man to get there talking about “make me leave.”

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